Bear Mountain Bull

…versus the Evil Empire…

Mish is having a bit of fun with the back-and-forth between Congress and the Fed:

Our hero, Ron “Skywalker” Paul, has managed to gather sufficient support to overthrow the Evil Empire widely known as the Fed.

In a brazen attempt to beat back our hero, the Empire has taken its case directly to Congress, seeking more power to rape and pillage the populace under cloak of secrecy.

The Washington Post picks up the story in Sith Lord Kohn warns Congress on meddling in the Empire’s affairs.

The Federal Reserve Evil Empire on Thursday launched a robust defense of its independence and warned that efforts in Congress to put monetary policy under political sway would hurt the economy Empire.

Fed Vice Chairman Sith Master Donald Kohn said opening up some of the U.S. central bank’s most sensitive decisions to political scrutiny could result in higher long-term interest rates and hurt the United States’ credit rating discrimination against the Sith Lords.

Testifying before a congressional panel, Kohn sought to beat back a proposed bill that would open the U.S. central bank’s policy decisions to audits by a federal an Ewok watchdog agency. More than half of the members of the U.S. House of Representatives Ewoks have signed as co-sponsors of the measure.

“Any substantial erosion of the Federal Reserve’s Empire’s monetary independence likely would lead to higher long-term interest rates as investors begin to fear future inflation,” Kohn told a House the Ewok subcommittee.

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Unlike the Dark Lord, our hero, Ron “Skywalker” Paul will comment.

Jedi Knight Paul says We Will Not Be Stopped.

Congressman Jedi Knight Ron Paul has vowed that he will not be stopped in his effort to audit the Federal Reserve Evil Empire, as he slammed Senate authorities for blocking the bill earlier this week.

Appearing on Fox News’ Freedom Watch with Judge Napolitano, Paul referred to Senate authorities blocking Jim DeMint’s attempt to attach the legislation, which already has 250 co-sponsors in the House, as a provision to a spending bill as a “facade”.

The amendment was blocked by Senate authorities on Monday after they claimed that it violated rules for provisions attached to spending bills.

“Technicalities are always ignored for things they the Evil Empire wants – this means they don’t want it and this is their organized effort now to stop us, but we’re not going to be stopped, it’s just going to energize everybody at the grass roots,” said the Congressman Jedi Knight.

“Skywalker” Paul said that it made no sense to give the Fed Evil Empire more power when they had already created the bubble that led to the economic collapse in the first place. Sith Lord Obama’s new regulatory reform plan, which will officially hand the Federal Reserve Evil Empire complete dictatorial control over the U.S. economy, will give the Fed Empire the authority to “regulate” and shut down any company whose activity it believes could threaten the economy and the markets.